Look, look at this image. What do you see? I see some inconsiderate, unorganized, mental person.

Do you see how disgusting that is? All of that mess depends on how you touch that toothpaste bottle. Think of it like a cat, but reversed. Touch her head, awe she loves you! Touch her tail, you will die. Really, it’s that simple. Just grab the bottom (bottom is NOT the same as middle) of the tube, then squeeze it. Just a bit, you don’t need the whole tube. Then, you’ve done it! You’ve successfully claimed the title “not too mental”! Now, let me just say this. You are dead to me if you EVER do this. I will show NO MERCY in your bathroom after I have just had TacoBell. None, not even a teensy bit. You see the top right picture? The toothpaste is oozing out of the tube. You can’t even close it any more. Isn’t that such a shame? Bottom picture, look. That toothpaste has been hardened. You must be so, so, SO careless if you have the willpower to leave that messy bottle of toothpaste alone for 90 minutes. I have NO idea how you do that. If you have siblings, then I see your trouble. You didn’t do it, but either did your siblings. Your siblings solely believe that you did it. The truth is, they do it AND you do it. It’s not too bad though because you can just blame it on them, so of course YOU don’t care. Also, you see how they squeezed the bottom one? They squeezed it from the middle. I specifically just said “…bottom is NOT the same as middle”. Is that too hard for your senseless little brain to understand? Oh no, now you’re upset. Let me go get your little pacifier. NO! You are NOT a child. Just squeeze the darn toothpaste correctly. You should be ashamed of yourself. Also, you have the choice of turning your life around. You can CLEAN the toothpaste off of the cap. Just run the cap under some water. Hot or cold, no one really cares. All I ask of you, is to have a clean toothpaste tube.